disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

🍤🍣😍 (at Scarduzio’s restaurant @ Showboat)

🍤🍣😍 (at Scarduzio’s restaurant @ Showboat)

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May 16th// 11:08 pm
“Hey, I guess you’re asleep. Call me back when you wake up”

July 24th// 5:04 am
“Wake up I miss you”

September 8th// 2:09 am
“I just wanted to hear your voice”

September 8th// 2:16 am
“Okay listen. I think I might be in love with you please call me back.”

October 11th// 5:42 pm
“Baby girl I love you, I’m so happy you’re mine I’ll see you tonight.”

November 29th// 8:06 am
“You’re still asleep and you’re the most beautiful thing in the world. I can’t wait to get home and see you. I can’t wait to kiss you.”

December 12th// 9:16 am
“Look I’m sorry about what I said. I didn’t mean it. I still love you princess. I love you. I’m sorry. I just.. I love you alright. Call me back when you can.”

January 15th// 4:06 pm
“I’m out and I saw something that made me think of you so I thought I would call you. I miss your voice.”

January 18th// 9:12 am
“Baby get dressed, I’m picking you up in 15, let’s run away.”

January 23rd// 8:47 pm
“Oh god your mother hates me”

February 14th// 3:06 pm
“Happy Valentine’s day I love you more than anything. You’re the world. You’re everything good. I’d let you swallow me whole. I like the way you look when you’re tired. I hate it when you cry. I’ll see you tonight baby.”

February 24th// 12:09 am
“I’m sorry.”

April 8th// 4:06 am
“Hey… I need to come over and get the rest of my stuff.”

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13 voicemails you left me  (via akidnamedzenon)
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Bored

 oh my gosh

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Bored

oh my gosh

A message from Anonymous
What pineapples are you talking about?

On my bathing suit bottoms! Little hard to see in the picture

I almost cropped him out but then was like nah hahahaha

I almost cropped him out but then was like nah hahahaha

The cutest bathing suit PEEP THOSE PINEAPPLES 🍍🍍🍍

The cutest bathing suit PEEP THOSE PINEAPPLES 🍍🍍🍍

My mom and I are going to a burlesque club tonight and I could not be more fucking excited

be-my-health-inspiration:

http://be-my-health-inspiration.tumblr.com/

readytolift:

kiarahoi:

sunalwaysshining:

readytolift:

I drank last night and had lasagna an hour ago. Thanks, metabolism 👌

YOU LOOK AMAZING

tatto inspiration 👌

One of the best compliments ever 😊


Why are you self-promoting on my picture. Above the comments too? Ugh

be-my-health-inspiration:

http://be-my-health-inspiration.tumblr.com/

readytolift:

kiarahoi:

sunalwaysshining:

readytolift:

I drank last night and had lasagna an hour ago. Thanks, metabolism 👌

YOU LOOK AMAZING

tatto inspiration 👌

One of the best compliments ever 😊

Why are you self-promoting on my picture. Above the comments too? Ugh

sunalwaysshining:

Good morning :)

YOURE THE CUTEST CREATURE I WANNA HUG YOU

nebraskaswole:

Alright ya lil shit my whole life ive been told i look like ben…so heres a side by side you be the judge tumblrs…leave opinions please

 I showed my mom and she was like “oh my gosh yea” so there’s two yeses for you. Twins

nebraskaswole:

Alright ya lil shit my whole life ive been told i look like ben…so heres a side by side you be the judge tumblrs…leave opinions please

I showed my mom and she was like “oh my gosh yea” so there’s two yeses for you. Twins

GUYS IM WATCHING FAMILY FEUD

branamarie:

readytolift:

the question is “name something women like that starts with the letter D” and this older guy said “dong” and you should’ve seen Steve Harvey’s fucking face I’m dying

Omg, I just watched one where the question was ‘name something you pull out’ and the girl yells ‘PENIS!’

AND IT WASNT UP THERE AND SHE WAS SO CONFUSED JUST SAW THAT ONE TOO

A message from Anonymous
Dude there's no way vegan is healthy. You don't get enough protein, you'll never build muscle. Just concerned for your health, bro.
A reply from plant-strong

I’m sorry, what?

danins:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

A message from Anonymous
Your boobies are soooo cute!!!

Thanks bby

A message from Anonymous
Why are you so bitter about people with bigger boobs than you? Sorry not everyone is flat chested. Also you are definitely not a B cup. You have pecks, not boobs.

What? I’m not bitter about anyone hahaha people can have whatever size boobs they want. And you have not been near my chest with a tape measure so don’t fucking try to tell me what size I am goodbye